25 Pick Up Lines for Kale Lovers
Is that a stalk in your bag or are you just happy to see me.
I love throwing a few kale leaves into a hot pan.
There’s nothing more fortifying than a mouthful of hearty kale.
Pleasure? I take so much pleasure in growing this.
You are as scrumptious as a good bunch of kale.
Mmmmmm, is this an annual or biennial?
I love being filled… with kale’s rich beta carotene.
These kale leaves are big enough to climb under and take a power nap… with you that is.
I’d like to lower your cholesterol with some hot kale.
I’d like to steam YOUR kale…
Oh, I could eat kale year round when I’m with you.
Have you ever gone on an intimate kale detox? We should go.
Mmmmm, you’re like a modern day Popeye… who eats kale.
So much green sure does do a body good.
Can I show you my kale beds?
I prefer it leafy.
I love varietals that flourish in the cold of winter.
Are you a Lacinto or Redbor kind of girl/guy?
Do you know where I can get a nice big stalk around here?
My body does need more iron.
May I sprinkle some sea salt on that for you?
Do you like it sauteed or pan fried?
These leaves get me thinking about all the good things I could cook for you with them.
Don’t worry, these greens are local and full of flavor.
If you were a stalk of kale I would eat you raw.
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