21 Pick Up Lines for People That Only Eat Organic

When your latest love interest is all organic, you’ll know which pick up line to use. 

Are you as pure as your kale? 

You’re so tasty, I bet you don’t need a certification.

I would love to see the way you farm.

Do you find organic fruit to be juicier?

I like a man with no additives.

Did you know that “organic” in French is “biologique”?

You’re so dirty.

Can I bottle you up in a mason jar?

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

I love a man with a raised bed.

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

There should be government regulations against all your goodness.

Would you like a sample of my compost?

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?

You’re not totally sweet and organic…I sense a little synthetic in you.

Woops! I got a little peach jam on my finger-want to lick it?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


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